You know how bacon makes everything just a little better? Put it with anything and it’s just better, man I love bacon.

Yeah, I’m the opposite of bacon. I make everything just worse. Put me in any social situation and I’m going to be the person that everyone wishes wasn’t along. My best friends live in the UK and we barely see each other, and that I suspect is why they are still my friends…they don’t have to put up with me on a regular basis.

I need to figure out what is wrong with me before I chase everyone I love away. Hell, Randy took up golf again just to get some time away from me.